Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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