Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Who died my cat blue again?
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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