Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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