Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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