There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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