is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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