...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
