one might say we're banned from that church
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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