OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
he high fived his dick after we had sex
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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