Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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