Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
She bit a glass in half.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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