Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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