It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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