Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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