What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
Randomize
