I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Then you guys just all showered together...?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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