Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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