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So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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