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My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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