it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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