there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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