the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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