Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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