just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
If that was your dad, he is hot
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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