We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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