i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
one might say we're banned from that church
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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