i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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