You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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