He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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