you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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