Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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