I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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