my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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