YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I came so hard my ears popped.
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