I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Please don't give away my fajitas
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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