So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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