So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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