kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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