Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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