Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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