I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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