I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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