yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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