hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Tornado booty call.. dedication
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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