would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
There r osticjed everywhere
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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