Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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