I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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