Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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