saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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