Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I wish you could order shots online.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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