Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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