Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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