We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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